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Total Medals Earned: 114 (From 15 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,900 Points

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 6/27/11
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 6/28/11
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 6/28/11
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 6/27/11
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Story Easy Unlocked 6/28/11
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 6/28/11
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 6/16 (75/500 points)

Escaping the Prison

lol brawl reference Unlocked 6/21/12
5 Points
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Legal Ending Unlocked 6/21/12
25 Points
Break out the legal way.
Badass Ending Unlocked 6/21/12
50 Points
Break out the badass way.
Sneaky Ending Unlocked 6/21/12
50 Points
Break out the Sneaky Way
Lots of Effort Unlocked 6/21/12
100 Points
Find all 18 FAILs.
DONUT WANT! 100 Points ...or do you?
BRAAAGGGHH!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)

Lab of the Dead

Default Of The Dead Unlocked 5/26/12
5 Points
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
That's No Gimmick Unlocked 5/26/12
5 Points
Use 1 appropriate item.
I Make Things Happen Unlocked 5/26/12
10 Points
Do a total of 50 actions.
Expiration Date Reached 5 Points Terminate 5 specimens.
Animal Cruelty 25 Points Kill 10 animals with your research.
Bad Behavior 25 Points Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Getting To Know You 25 Points Fully research 1 specimen.
I Know What You Like 25 Points Use 1 preferred item.
Know How To Use It 25 Points Fully research 10 items.
Taking It Easy 25 Points Discover 5 passive reactions.
We Must Amputate! 25 Points Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Wigglin' Time! 25 Points Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
A True Scientist 50 Points Research all the techniques at least once.
J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Labor Intensive 50 Points Do a total of 1000 actions.
Laid Back 50 Points Discover 40 passive reactions.
Master Chef 50 Points Try all the food items.
Star Pupil 50 Points Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Temper Tantrum 50 Points Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
This And That 50 Points Try all the objects.
Weapons Expert 50 Points Try all the weapons.
Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Medals Earned: 3/25 (20/1,000 points)

Madness: Project Nexus

Can You Hear Me Now Unlocked 6/12/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mercy 5 Points Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Slaughter Rank: Greenhorn 5 Points [Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Easy] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Nexus Victory [Normal] 10 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Slaughter Rank: Bloodied 10 Points [Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impaler 10 Points [Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Nexus Victory [Hard] 25 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Savior's Sword 25 Points Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Psychopath 25 Points [Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Seas of Blood 25 Points [Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Wargod 25 Points [Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Greater Than 9000 50 Points [Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
Slaughter Rank: Impossible 50 Points [Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Do What Comes Natural 100 Points Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
Slaughter Rank: Genocider 100 Points [Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)

Pico's School

Brutal Unlocked 6/28/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Overkill Unlocked 6/28/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tap That Unlocked 6/28/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Save the Day 100 Points Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Marc Summers Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Scat Man Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bruckheimer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (60/260 points)

Reimagine :The Game:

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are Unlocked 6/9/12
5 Points
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Death By Slow Internet Unlocked 6/24/11
10 Points
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Baby I Was Born To Survive Unlocked 6/24/11
25 Points
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
BWOOOOONG Unlocked 6/9/12
25 Points
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
So Vivid And Intense Unlocked 6/24/11
25 Points
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Too Soon, Finish Late Unlocked 6/26/11
25 Points
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone Unlocked 6/24/11
25 Points
Finish one third of the levels.
Charged With Battery Unlocked 6/24/11
50 Points
Finish two thirds of the levels.
The End The Game Unlocked 6/24/11
100 Points
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Viewer Number 301 25 Points Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

Medals Earned: 9/12 (290/440 points)

Relive Your Life

30 Rock Date Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daytime TV Trio! Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
Check out any of the external links
Hide 'n Seek Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Human Appliance Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Mee-Yow! Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Tails Never Fails Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
A classic for bidding!
The Man Who Owns Time Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile Unlocked 6/7/12
10 Points
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 18/32 (180/500 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

A Little Birdie Told Me. Unlocked 6/28/11
25 Points
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath Unlocked 6/26/11
25 Points
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
THE END Unlocked 6/26/11
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock-ness Monster Unlocked 6/28/11
100 Points
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)

Road of the Dead

Gunslinger Unlocked 7/7/12
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Don't Need Wheels 25 Points Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
No Mercy 25 Points Hit 25 civilians
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Road Dominator 25 Points Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior 25 Points Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man 25 Points Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters 50 Points Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Speed Racer 50 Points Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Zombie Sniper 50 Points Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State
Survivor 100 Points Beat The Great Escape

Medals Earned: 1/24 (10/1,000 points)

RoboJesus: Kill Tests

Get even Unlocked 11/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get help Unlocked 11/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get nostalgic Unlocked 11/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get over it Unlocked 11/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get raped Unlocked 11/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get real Unlocked 11/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get some balls Unlocked 11/19/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get a death Unlocked 11/19/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/8 (60/60 points)